Live At Brainstorm

by Johan Niemeyer

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released May 18, 2014

Vocals/Ukulele: Johan Niemeyer
Keyboard: Alex McEvoy
Recorded by: John Hettrick
Produced/Edited by: Alex McEvoy

THIS ALBUM WAS CREATED USING LIVE TOOLS AND LOGIC PRO X.

LIVE RECORDING/DOCUMENTARY OF ALBUM AVAILABLE AT:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5szx2kXVnLg

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Track Name: Mitt Mommy
I was going down the road
Long ago and i met a man
On the side of the road
I picked him up he said he was going to pensacola
I said fine, on the road
He asked my political views
and I said I really don't wanna talk about that
Then he insisted, and I said okay
It's gonna be weird

I want Mitt Romney to be my Mitt Mommy
I want Mitt Romney to be my Mitt Mommy
I want Mitt Romney to be my Mitt Mommy
Mitt Romney be my Mitt Mommy
Mitt Romney be my Mitt Mommy
Mitt Romney, yeah

He got out of the car
Track Name: Noodles (Just For You)
I made you some noodles
Be careful they're hot

I made you some noodles
But that's all i got

For I am broken hearted
And I'm broke too

So I made some noodles
Just for you
Track Name: [Interlude]
[Ukulele Chords]
Track Name: Karen
Seeing you is like
Splash back from the toilet

Seeing you is like
Grating cheese

Seeing you is like
Writing poetry in my blood

Seeing you is like
Eating peas

Cause I hate both
Cause I hate both of those activities

Cause I hate all of it
Mainly because it has to do with you

This the last time you drag me to those yoga lessons

Damn you Karen

Damn You Karen straight to hell

Because of you I"m homeless and sick

(Fuck you karen)

Because of you words

Damn you karen

Here we go!

My wife of fives years left me
Because I was broke

Maybe it's a little justified
But I still say

You didn't have to be a bitch about it, Karen
You didn't have to be a bitch about it, Karen

But you were!
About everything!

And the 50 dollar yoga lessons
Track Name: Hoenn Is Confirmed
Where were you when you learned
Hoenn was confirmed (Oh)

Were you at your parent's house?
Were you anywhere (incoherent)

I was sitting in the library
One fateful day

Then I heard my dear friend say
Hoenn's been confirmed

Hoenn's been confirmed
Hallelujah!! Hoenn's been confirmed